As of Friday, school is officially out in
Austin, Texas, so this post is for my friends who are about to embark on the
yearly trek to Grandma and Grandpa’s.
Please take note: Taking a trip with your
children as is not a vacation. The
Mother Board defines a vacation as removal from your regular responsibilities for
the sheer effort of enjoying yourself. If you take your children with you, the only
thing from which you are vacating is your own home. A trip with your kids is just life in an
unusual place. This, too, can have great
value, but a spade is a spade.
So, what is the objective of this excursion? It must be decided before implementing the route and timetable. The overall objective for me is to reach the grandparents' house safely and with as little stress as possible. If dad is coming, too, one must acknowledge that this is also a race to beat the time of every other trip. Plan accordingly.
I actually LIKE planning road trips. I do it as an escape from folding laundry. I
hate folding laundry. I can sort it and
wash it and get it in the dryer without anxiety, but once that buzzer sounds,
the dread washes over me and my arms get tired thinking about having to fold
all of that hot, mismatched, faintly stained, fifty-percent blend. If I use the excuse that I am waiting for it
to cool, that puts it off for a while, but if I wait too long, then I have to
deal with the wrinkle factor. I
digress.
I have been hauling my kids around the
country to see my scattered family since their infancy and have figured out a few
helpful tips to maintain the Mama Bubble.
Packing
Road trips are fun. I don’t really drive from Austin to North
Carolina. There are multiple trips within
the trip: Vicksburg to Meridian to ride the carousel, Meridian to Dreamland
Bar-B-Que on Jug Factory Road in Tuscaloosa for the ribs, etc… All of the legs
are about two and a half to three hours long, with potty stops at Cracker
Barrel or Starbuck’s in between, and a lukewarm pool at the end of the day. But after dragging four kids’ suitcases, my
suitcase, the electric cooler, and swim bag into a new hotel every night, I had
to find another way.
First, no one gets their own
suitcase. If I take four days to drive
from Austin to North Carolina, I have three stops: Tyler the first night,
Vicksburg the second, and Dillard, GA on the third. That requires three carry-on size bags, plus
the “every night bag” which holds everyone’s pajamas, swimsuits, and toiletries,
and the “final stop” bag for everything else.
The Tyler bag needs appropriate clothing
for the drive from Tyler to Vicksburg. We
like to stop and buy peaches in Ruston, LA, tour the Vicksburg National Military
Park (they shoot off a canon every hour), and have dinner by the pool at the
Bed and Breakfast. I pack everything for
every person for that one day into one bag and write TYLER on the luggage
tag. I repeat the process for the other
cities along the route, so I have to bring only one carry-on bag, the “every night
bag,” and the cooler into the hotel. Everything
else stays in the car. We put the dirty
clothes from the day before into that night's carry-on to keep them separate from the
clean clothes and as a bonus, no one loses anything. Line up the carry-on bags in order in the car
to avoid excessive digging.
Do not forget paper towels, baby wipes,
and an old towel. Years ago, when I had only
a three-year-old and an infant, I was between Memphis and Nashville when my
oldest erupted. NEVER give little ones an entire bag of Cheetos and expect good things
to happen. I pulled off the highway
into a decrepit Texaco in…ready?
Bucksnort, Tennessee. Seriously, I couldn’t make that name up. From then on, there has ALWAYS been an old
“barf towel” in the car when we travel.
If someone is going to be sick, a towel can handle the volume I know, gross and it can be thrown away.
We end up using it as a picnic blanket most of the time.
Coolers (especially the electric ones--our Coleman cooler/heater has surpassed all expectations) are
essential. Road food is expensive and
makes me fat. I load our electric cooler
with cherries, carrot sticks, celery sticks, apple slices, and lemonade. The kids gripe, but by the time we arrive in
NC, everything is eaten. I bring baggies for leftovers at restaurants and stick that food in the cooler for when the person decides that they are hungry. After years of
hearing someone complain about the crumbs in their seat, I refuse to bring
chips or anything that crumbles into the car.
It’s heartless, but effective.
Entertainment
Once
the car’s originally installed DVD player died, we bought personal DVD players (one for
each row in the car) and splitters for the headphones. I decide which movie is going to be
played. Again, heartless, but if I
handed them the stack of movies, they would fight over which one to watch as if it was an activity. Everyone gets a new pair of different-colored
headphones at the beginning of the trip; again, we avoid arguments. The
only drawback to allowing them to wear headphones is when someone in the front seat
(me) needs the attention of a kid in the back when there is a baby asleep somewhere
in the car.
Once, on the way to Gulf Shores, both my
little ones were asleep in the middle seats, but I desperately needed something
from the back. After frantically waving
my arm for my big girls to see and failing to get their attention, I finally
tossed the cap off of my water bottle over my shoulder at them and hit one of
them in the chest. Bingo! A new attention-getter was born. Right before we left one year, my sister
presented me with the best gift ever—an entire gallon-size bag of water bottle
caps!
Goodwill and Half-Price Books have
kid-appropriate audio books on CD for just a few dollars. My son became completely addicted to them on
a trip a few years ago, so we start
searching for new ones weeks in advance of leaving.
Now that he is older, he gets the entire bench seat in the back of the car to
himself for his books, toy soldiers, and Pokemon cards.
Rules of the Road
Children
should be separated, especially if there are three girl children and one
boy child. If they are to be packed in
right next to each other like sardines, do not attempt a drive of more than one
and a half hours per leg and have Dad fly to meet you. Period.
If there is adequate space, put a pillow between the children to provide
a barrier. If they like each other, this
barrier can be used as a table for cards, games, or a shared video player.
Children
have to stop every two and a half to three hours. Don’t try to push it. The whining and fighting will only escalate,
causing more stress to you and every other person over the age of twelve.
What NOT to eat on the Road
Coke makes children
pee. Never give your kids soft drinks in
the car. Coke in the car translates
into:
1. Having to make an extra restroom stop
for the consumer of the beverage
2. A sticky spill that sits until the
car is completely unloaded, because it has dribbled down the seat between a
backpack and the cooler carefully wedged under his or her feet
3. A hyper kid
Candy. Again, hyper
kids are distracting kids. Incidentally, a warning
about consuming sugar-free gummy bears: never before has gastrointestinal distress ever
been SO distressful, resulting in frequent stops in unauthorized bathrooms
(i.e. anywhere other than a Cracker Barrel or Starbucks). Just say "NO."
Engaged children do not argue with each other and tired
children are quiet. This protects the
Mama from distraction, keeping everyone alive.
Tools are Once they figure them
out, kids love maps. If I hear an argument about to
ensue, I quickly ask where we are and what the next town is or if there is a
state park coming up. Everyone grabs
their map and in a few seconds, the argument is forgotten until the next time they are bored.
Every time we stop, the children must have
a hopping race into the restaurant. If
they refuse to comply, the winner gets two
prizes. The prize is something like
getting to hold the DVD player in their lap, while everyone else has to crane
their necks. On particularly long hauls,
we will pull over at a rest stop and have a Chinese Fire Drill of three laps, with
each kid ending up in another seat. The
world looks different from someone else’s point of view. They can run sprints on the grassy areas,
too. They feel like they look
ridiculous, but I remind them that no one knows them and it is better to be
tired than twitchy. In the car, they
have been known to take a small object with some weight and do arm lifts or circles to tire out
their muscles.
If there are no adult males in the car,
the trip does not have to be a race to the front of the line. Stopping for peaches or to see the largest
fire hydrant in America gives an opportunity to see that people in other parts
of the country are just like us or not just like us. Seeing the world outside the windows of the car and off of the interstate affords God the opportunity to teach us, so that we may teach our kiddos.
We walked into Prejean's in Lafayette to see a very elderly man sitting at a table. My oldest smiled at him and he returned the smile to reveal a pleasant disposition and only a few worn teeth left in his mouth. I saw her suppress her surprise and move on with her meal. Intrigued, I wanted to see what she was thinking. What I hoped for her to think was that he, just like her, started out with teeth and that his life had not afforded him the luxury of good dental genes or dental care. I wanted her to think about how she would feel if she did not have teeth and how he was braver than we are to venture out into a world of judgemental people to enjoy his life. .
"What did you think about that man's teeth?" I asked her.
"Gross." Want to guess what we discussed from Lafayette to Gulf Shores?
We will never know which direction our childrens' minds are headed if we don't take the time to ask. A bright turquoise house in Fort Morgan, Alabama can spark a conversation about favorite or worst house colors, leading to architectural styles, leading to lifestyles. Pleasant
interaction with new people builds friendliness and better communication skills. Amiable grandchildren tend to result in ecstatic grandparents. There is a treasure available from our experiences on the road. Don't let the dread defy the delight.
Great advice! I would like advice on sibling fighting.
ReplyDeleteThis is brilliant packing advice! I must admit that I have very little car trip experience with grandparents close by - but I see a great "how to" book in your future! You have some great ideas to share and any mom facing a long car trip NEEDS to hear it! Love it!
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